Brian Johnson

 The smartest of the group. His parents, like Andrew's, place upon him high expectation, especially in grades. He is self conscious and sexually frustrated, and this is unfortunate because at the end, he is the only one without a formal romance as Bender has taken Claire and Andrew with Allison.

Appearance and Personality

According to his driver's license (which is snatched briefly along with his wallet by Ally), he is 5 ft 10 in and 129 lbs. He is in detention for possession of a loaded gun. He was going to commit suicide due to receiving an F in a Shop project.

He is the only known owner of Brian's Pen.